Everyone has a butt- The Train Chronicles #3

We all have butts.

Some of us have larger ones than others but we all own one, even if yours is simply the truncation of your spinal column. Associated with this point is that we all have had them all our lives. For some of us, they have gotten bigger where some of us have had diminished assets. But that doesn't happen over night.

Why am I focusing in on butts today? Simple. As a human you know EXACTLY how much space your butt takes up and unless you have SERIOUS spacial recognition issues, you can tell whether your butt will FIT into a space. Spaces like seats on a subway car! If I'm on a train where there aren't those grooved seats to suggest the acceptable size of derriere that should be plopped down there (which I find obnoxious), I normally can judge whether my tuckus will fit in the opening. Why aren't other people doing this? People try to squeeze into spaces that they absolutely have NO business trying to navigate and end up literally sitting on the person next to them. Take one wild guess as to who the person sitting next to them is: ME! I have someone sit on me at least once a day and I am seriously considering charging people for the free lap dance that they are stealing from me!

And not to sound ageist but the WORSE offenders are our seniors! You figure they have had THEIR butts the longest and therefore have the most experience navigating their cabooses. NOPE! It's always some septuagenerian resting a full cheek on my lap before he settles in and farting all the way down to add insult to injury!

This may seem like a small thing but I'm so done with it.

These are my thoughts....what are yours?